Revealed the questions that will NOT get you that job.

The last company I worked for sucked.

I won't need much I have lots of office supplies from my old job.

You don't make us pee in a cup do you?

At my last job I was so smart no body liked me.

I can;t stand it when people want me to do stuff all the time.

Every one was always telling lies about me.

I dated your daughter.

She is a hot little number.

I hated my job. I couldn't get along with the manager. Nobody liked me. Customers are idiots. Can I have this weekend off? How much are you going to pay me and when can I get a raise? How many breaks do I get? What is your drug/alcohol policy? Do you do drug tests?

How long do I have to work before I can take my disability leave?


I did your wife last night. I did your daughter right after I did your wife. If you are lucky, I will do you tonight.

I really hate working.

What is your policy about coming in late and leaving early?

The competition is better, but they aren't hiring.

I was busted at my last job for selling company secrets

Wanna hit?

You might not want to ask them about drinking on the job.

Leave out about wanting to get paid more than you should.


I don't like to get up early of the weekends.

Sometimes when I am stress out, I turn off my phone, and nobody can bother me until I call them??

If this job does not pay more then my last job, I probably don't want it??

How soon can I call in sick or have car trouble before I will get paid?

I would like to walk through the unit now to check out the people that I will have to work with. I am being honest, there are some races of people that I do not get along with.

How long do you have to work here to get promoted to your job?

Does this company have a public relations department where you can file a complaint if something is not right in your unit??